newsflash – findomme is a serious fetish. Don’t play the game if you can’t handle it.
example: earlier this week, I chatted on Niteflirt with this stupid fucking moron that I’ve been speaking with recently. During the course of our 20-minute conversation, I instructed him to Tribute Me $100, which he did by the end of the call. A hundred bucks for a new ca$h pig is pretty standard, and a tad on the low side in My book. But, for a first tribute, it was acceptable. The next day, he emailed Me very upset, saying that he had overdrawn his account, and his bank had hit him with a $35 fee for it. I couldn’t believe this fucking idiot!! Is it MY fault that you didn’t have $100 in your account but agreed to pay it anyway? Fucking dipshit. Let this be a lesson to you other findomme noobs: If you approach a Mistress for the purpose of financial domination, you’d better make sure you have some fucking MONEY first. wow.
anyway … onto other things..
you good, observant lil piggies know that I’m addicted to Starbucks. Did you know, that if you go there and they screw up your order, or if you wait for longer than 5 minutes to get your drink, you are entitled to a coupon for a FREE drink? This happened today – I went to get My usual soy caramel macchiato, and the kid behind the counter made it with regular milk, and thus had to make the drink over again. So, I had to waste another several minutes, standing around waiting for him to re-make the drink. But, since I was a barista back in the day, I knew about their “recovery coupon” policy. They’re supposed to give them out whenever a customer is displeased. So, I asked him for a coupon and he went off to fetch one – so now My next drink is free. mmmm… $5 drinks are so much better when they don’t cost anything =D
so, next time you’re in Starbucks and that happens, make SURE you get your drink coupon – and then fuckin’ send it to ME! If you know there’s a rush period where you have to wait a long time for your drink, go in then and then complain to the barista or manager about the wait, (or anything else, if the cashier was rude, or the seating areas are a mess, etc!) and get your recovery coupon. It’s that simple. And there, you have a nice EASY way to send Me a little gift too – put em in a card and mail them to ME!
Speaking of gifts… XMAS is almost here! My next post will have info on sending Me a nice ca$h present to put towards My new laptop – but of course, you can always send some nice fresh bill$$$ directly to Me in the mail:
Goddess Lilith A
PO Box 960521
Boston, MA 02196
good to see that you boys have been buying a few of My awesome video clips. I will have some more up soon.