Posts Tagged ‘minion orders’
August 12th, 2010
I joined a couple new traffic pages. Click these links to get Me in the rankings where I deserve to be.
good minions!
June 9th, 2010
CLIP ORDERS make Me happy 
I have been very pleased to see some in My inbox this week. Good pets!
still catching up on emails and other things but hope to have a lot of free time next week – your Goddess has been quite busy this week with Her artistic endeavors and co-hosting some events around Boston … so if you’ve been patiently awaiting a reply from Me, you shall have it soon!
December 22nd, 2008
And if you don’t just watch this VIDEO I just made for you, mwahaha! I bet you wish that candy cane was your tiny little pecker, huh?? Like THAT would ever happen! LOL.
Do it now ~ make Me happy and I’ll send you your very own Xmas card with a picture of My Gorgeous fuckin’ Self on it for you to worship daily!
Here’s the link to My Xmas tribute page, OR just send Me a card with some nice yummy BILLZ in it, to My gift address
xoxox
December 19th, 2008
newsflash – findomme is a serious fetish. Don’t play the game if you can’t handle it.
example: earlier this week, I chatted on Niteflirt with this stupid fucking moron that I’ve been speaking with recently. During the course of our 20-minute conversation, I instructed him to Tribute Me $100, which he did by the end of the call. A hundred bucks for a new ca$h pig is pretty standard, and a tad on the low side in My book. But, for a first tribute, it was acceptable. The next day, he emailed Me very upset, saying that he had overdrawn his account, and his bank had hit him with a $35 fee for it. I couldn’t believe this fucking idiot!! Is it MY fault that you didn’t have $100 in your account but agreed to pay it anyway? Fucking dipshit. Let this be a lesson to you other findomme noobs: If you approach a Mistress for the purpose of financial domination, you’d better make sure you have some fucking MONEY first. wow.
anyway … onto other things..
you good, observant lil piggies know that I’m addicted to Starbucks. Did you know, that if you go there and they screw up your order, or if you wait for longer than 5 minutes to get your drink, you are entitled to a coupon for a FREE drink? This happened today – I went to get My usual soy caramel macchiato, and the kid behind the counter made it with regular milk, and thus had to make the drink over again. So, I had to waste another several minutes, standing around waiting for him to re-make the drink. But, since I was a barista back in the day, I knew about their “recovery coupon” policy. They’re supposed to give them out whenever a customer is displeased. So, I asked him for a coupon and he went off to fetch one – so now My next drink is free. mmmm… $5 drinks are so much better when they don’t cost anything =D
so, next time you’re in Starbucks and that happens, make SURE you get your drink coupon – and then fuckin’ send it to ME! If you know there’s a rush period where you have to wait a long time for your drink, go in then and then complain to the barista or manager about the wait, (or anything else, if the cashier was rude, or the seating areas are a mess, etc!) and get your recovery coupon. It’s that simple. And there, you have a nice EASY way to send Me a little gift too – put em in a card and mail them to ME!
Speaking of gifts… XMAS is almost here! My next post will have info on sending Me a nice ca$h present to put towards My new laptop – but of course, you can always send some nice fresh bill$$$ directly to Me in the mail:
Goddess Lilith A
PO Box 960521
Boston, MA 02196
good to see that you boys have been buying a few of My awesome video clips. I will have some more up soon.
December 9th, 2008
I was too busy to post these photos before I left on My (AMAZING) Canadian tour ~ so here they are now!
a smart little puppet heeded My advice to purchase all of these items, to be rewarded with a special, sexy workout video of Me using them… don’t you wish it was you, dumbass?
these roses were given to Me by rimmon, to wish Me luck for My opening night in NYC just before My tour in Canada. They were very beautiful, and pleased Me very much. what a good pet!
Xmas is very quickly approaching ~ I expect My mailbox to be flooded with presents and CA$H. I’ll be making another youtube video soon with My Xmas demands, but for now, I will simply leave you with My mailing address – go pick Me out a nice card and fill it with bills. Do as I command!!